Tub Ring

I read this thinking it was a piece by The Onion, but it was from Sky News in Britain. Can you say Rocky the Spying, er Flying Squirrel?

He was a moral poster boy for the Republican party, lecturing the party faithful on the sanctity of marriage and the importance of family values. But Senator David Vitter's righteous reputation unravelled this week when he was linked to a prostitution ring run by a woman known in the US capital as the "DC Madam".

It’s really difficult to understand the sheer awfulness of this idea. It’s an idea that clearly made it directly from someone’s idle and ill-conceived conjecture into an actual marketplace product too quickly for anyone to ring the alarm bells. It’s a combination so foul that I’ve been unable to remove it’s stink from my mouth for the past hour...